Bludjem Sleighn

S'ti a doog awy orf me to kaem sfescionnos. Hortes t'anc aeryll anstuddren thwa I triew nda sh'tat thwa I nawt. I voel biegn dhar to anstuddren. Plemocx. Stewidt. But orf hoste woh nac aerd nda nowk thwa sith all naems, lewl, kansht. Orf, err.. I n'odt nowk. No, s'ti clataluy queti dhar orf me to certae sfescionnos ni sith bludjem Sleighn. S'ti dhar to kinth fo eth rowds nda ni eth maes miet to blujem eth stretel. Ugh.. but I lilst kiel sith. Ti skool kiel emos rofinge gaugenal nhew s'ti stuj a sleimp eon, daem stewidt by a stewidt-ednimd kraef kiel me.