Automatic doors.

Automatic doors have made me feel like Jedi.
When I was a kid, I remember being attacked by a rainbow monster, and it screamed with a weird and creepy sound. That scary thing showed up from that old black telly. Everyone was so upset but I was really scared and I ran away from the living room.
But now I know it was only a technical problem.
CAUTION! Any unattended child will be sold to circus.
My IQ is ^higher than the Prime Minister's.
Don't run, you'll only be dead _exhausted.
If you can run faster than this bullet, then try.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Don't know what those phrases are all about?
Don't worry. They aren't important.